yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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