omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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