my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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