I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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