What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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