one two three fourrrrnication!
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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