did you get engaged???
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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