Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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