I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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