so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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