bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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