you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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