I'm really into asian looking animals
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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