you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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