Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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