The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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