And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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