Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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