First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she peed on how many people?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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