sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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