You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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