i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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