U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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