It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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