This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Randomize