They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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