I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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