I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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