well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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