I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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