I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but iβm ok with it.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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