apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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