Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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