I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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