i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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