oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Damn victory sex feels great
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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