I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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