Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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