How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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