gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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