You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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