I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Boobs are out for the taking
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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