white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She's the barista slut.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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