I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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