So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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