Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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