YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have grass duct taped all over my body
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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