What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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