I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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