Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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