do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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