i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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