you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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