Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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