Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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