Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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