is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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