Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need to calm my uterus...
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