i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize