I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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