Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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