Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
