Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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