I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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